I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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