hotel room ftw
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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