He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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