she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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