I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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