lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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