I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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