So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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