My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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