So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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