I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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