would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it glows. i had to have it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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