Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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