there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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