that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
where am i from again
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just gargled with NyQuil
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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