My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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