Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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