Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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