Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?

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(660): View more from Missouri

There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK

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(936): View more from Texas

I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..

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