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(415): View more from California

No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."

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(212): View more from New York

her vagina looked like bernie madoff

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(931): View more from Tennessee

a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear

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(703): View more from Virginia

he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh

(1-703): View more from Virginia

be sure to add "office slut" to your resume

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.

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(785): View more from Kansas

What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?

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