So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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