I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
