He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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