Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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