Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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