I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Randomize
