OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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