Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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