this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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