I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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