some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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