it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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