12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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