wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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