i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize