I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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