I think my vagina is haunted
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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