I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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