Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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