In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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