I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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