It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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