Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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