We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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