I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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