Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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