Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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