there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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