I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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