I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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