dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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