I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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