OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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