Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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