why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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