Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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